Instant, AI-scored Craigslist alerts
Everyone saw it.
She read it.
The Mistress reads every new secondhand listing in your city — text and photos — scores the deal, flags the scams, and emails you before the flippers finish their coffee.
no keywords, darling — just tell her what you want
Furniture · Ballard · 2.1 mi
Solid walnut credenza, mid-century
Posted 9 minutes ago · 6 photos
“Real dovetails, honest photos. Bring a blanket and a friend.”
Filters flood you. The pen decides.
A keyword alert for “dresser” sends you everything with a drawer. The Mistress reads like a person with taste and a grudge against wasted time.
Your keyword alert · 214 matches today
What survived the pen · 2
How she works
Three steps, then you just answer your phone faster than everyone else.
Tell her what you want
In plain words: “walnut mid-century dresser, real wood, no veneer chips, under $300, within 10 miles.” Be picky. She likes picky.
She reads everything
Every new listing, text and photos, minutes after it posts. She scores the fit, estimates what it's actually worth, and strikes through the scams.
You get there first
An email the moment something survives the pen — with her verdict and what to offer. Reply to the email to sharpen her taste.
Pricing, plainly
Cheaper than one missed credenza.
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- Daily digest, 24h delayed
- Fit scores
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- Instant alerts, the moment she’s done reading
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Stop refreshing. She reads faster.
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