Instant, AI-scored Craigslist alerts

Everyone saw it.
She read it.

The Mistress reads every new secondhand listing in your city — text and photos — scores the deal, flags the scams, and emails you before the flippers finish their coffee.

no keywords, darling — just tell her what you want

Mistress approved

Furniture · Ballard · 2.1 mi

Solid walnut credenza, mid-century

Posted 9 minutes ago · 6 photos

worth $600–850$180
Deal 9.5Fit 8.8

“Real dovetails, honest photos. Bring a blanket and a friend.”

Listed 6:42amYou knew 6:44amGone by 9:00am
4,000+listings she reads per city, per week
~2 minfrom posted to in your inbox
Every photocondition-checked before she bothers you
10 huntsrunning at once on Pro

Filters flood you. The pen decides.

A keyword alert for “dresser” sends you everything with a drawer. The Mistress reads like a person with taste and a grudge against wasted time.

Your keyword alert · 214 matches today

DRESSER MUST GO TODAY!!! — $40
Ikea Malm, some water damage — $60
Dresser (broken drawer, you fix) — $25
Wayfair “wood-style” 6-drawer — $180
DRESSERS DRESSERS DRESSERS (dealer) — $$$
Baby changing dresser, stained — $30
…208 more

What survived the pen · 2

Walnut mid-century dresser, real wood — $220the veneer is clean — go
Estate sale: oak highboy, dovetailed — $150worth 3× — offer asking

How she works

Three steps, then you just answer your phone faster than everyone else.

1.
Tell her what you want

In plain words: “walnut mid-century dresser, real wood, no veneer chips, under $300, within 10 miles.” Be picky. She likes picky.

2.
She reads everything

Every new listing, text and photos, minutes after it posts. She scores the fit, estimates what it's actually worth, and strikes through the scams.

3.
You get there first

An email the moment something survives the pen — with her verdict and what to offer. Reply to the email to sharpen her taste.

Pricing, plainly

Cheaper than one missed credenza.

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Stop refreshing. She reads faster.

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